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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm
BAZINGA! 5/5


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: explained humor graph
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 9:18 am
This is brilliant XD
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 10:48 am

NEVER cross the streams! Time stops until whatever you've put in the picrowave is reduced to inedible ash.
PENGAmurungu - April 4, 2012, 4:20 am
What if you put something in the microwave, then go on the Internet in the meantime?


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by who?

Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: easier smile explain sad
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 7, 2011, 3:19 am
nice


CREATION - And on the 7th day GOD made Himself a bacon-burger, and He saw that it was Amsome.


TAGS: creation the 7th day explained
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LeightonESmith - March 11, 2011, 8:38 am
Ah..... :-/
motinet - March 11, 2011, 8:31 am

Amsome is a motifake term. You are more likely to get rejected for using the word "awesome"
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 7:32 pm
LMAO Rerun
Cubbybear - October 30, 2010, 7:15 pm
AMSOME!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:57 pm

gee Leighton, if you read the threads you would know what amsome really is...I will give you an example: The regs think it is amsome that you just got a one week ban for being a douche....see how easy it is to be amsome?
LeightonESmith - October 30, 2010, 6:51 pm
How did amsome get past the modz? Useless bungholes. OH IT HAS HEAPS OF BACON AND BACON IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THESE DAYS! Who cares what is written.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:57 pm
3L, don't mean to piss you off, but I don't like religion


REDNECK POWER MOWER -




3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.




A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a **** on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


Amish Folks -


TAGS: black white grey plain
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 24, 2014, 5:36 am
Yes, with exactly the same success rate.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:35 am
I wonder if it works on men?
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 10:39 pm
Yeah, and if a frog had wings... nice dream though.
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:08 pm
heh heh...if only


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


Christmas 2015 -


TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection


TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*


FEEDBACK -


TAGS: complaints are gifts
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:07 pm
When she hit 40 she started counting backwards, so now I lost. I just put 1 candle on the cake, it's safer that way.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
She was older than you WHEN you married her eh? How 'bout now?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
LOMFAO
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Rotater cuff troubles? *sigh*
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Hey, my wife works retail so...On that note when I married her she was older than me; I should have thought that one through.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks to health issues, I pitch softballs.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
LMAO,,,Aggy knew
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
BoneCD?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:58 pm
OK, here goes...Pitchers and Catchers are g** male slang for...
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:55 pm
Baseball is a wholesome American, and sometimes Canadian pasttime. I honestly don't see where this is coming from.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
*the door is open*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:52 pm
Am I being flirted with?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:51 pm
But you do, aggy. I swear. Just you're more of a knuckle-ball pitcher. I like to rely on my slider, and the heat. (Actually I couldn't pitch worth a d*** but I was a decent catcher, though.)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:48 pm
*hmmmm, somebody once worked retail*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:47 pm
Looking at Sean's posters always reminds me to stop thinking that I make good posters.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
Saw it in the forum. Hilarious. And oddly motivating.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
I just uploaded a new Bulgy Christmas poster for you...stay tuned!
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:39 pm
Thanks, Bone.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:36 pm
Nice!


AGGY - Apparently he's now in charge of the Motifake Complaint Department.


TAGS: aggy complaint motifake mousetrap
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:50 pm
A trap.... and a back-handed compliment, if I'm not mistaken.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
Ha!
Sean - May 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Wait!!!!! It's a trap!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:13 pm
Me?


Decaffeinated coffee -


TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


TALENTED -


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.


DESPAIR -


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

d***, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.


NOT FAIR -




Customer Complaints -


TAGS: waitress kids durex customer complaints
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high


ANY QUESTIONS ? - The answer should be obvious. But if not give the facilities a try and the answer shall become plainly evident.




FALLING STARS - I blame 5150Monkeylove


TAGS: culos explains
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 9:59 pm
Since my name is is in it....5L. Are you feeling usurped?


COMPLAIN -




HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.


TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
Niiiiice!
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.


TAGS: complaints crocodiles swim
Rating: 3.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:28 am
I like it. 5


THIS PHOTO - makes as much sense as Greedo shooting first


TAGS: car escalator unexplainable
Rating: 2.94/5

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lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
A... not AN.. Was that funny Derek?
lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
Derek.. I find you funny.. simply because you sound like a dead****... what are you doing here anyway if your an depressed debbie downer? GTFO.
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:44 pm
Unless you can manage to break it down to logical facts... further indicating that you have a -3 on the sense of humor scale.
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:43 pm
It IS funny.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:02 pm
Hoons find this sort of thing funny. Closely related to a lot of the people on this site.


GRAYBEARDS -


TAGS: graybeard beard n**** ladies gray explaination
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 3:35 pm
Thx Cubby
Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:54 pm
Well done....5 lions


AHA! -


TAGS: explains a few things
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like n****, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am

No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm

That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.


Another Blonde -




nonsensical nonsense #6 -




Louis C.K. -




AND THEN WHAT -


TAGS: complaints calendar rolls
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - August 23, 2011, 2:08 pm
5ure thing...


Unexplainable -


TAGS: unexplainable picture cannot explain
Rating: 4.86/5

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RogAz1 - June 8, 2013, 8:49 am
Sure it can... It's an " Eye Phone "
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Actually, it can be. But you really don't want to know...teehee
Reality Lord - June 7, 2013, 8:24 am

googles new goggles? lifetime selfies?


COMPLAINING -


TAGS: complaining
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:15 am
Think I'll make that the 5L topic of the day tomorrow at therapy.


SATELITE TV -


TAGS: stop complaining sat tv dish walk
Rating: 4.62/5

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agdaniele - February 9, 2011, 6:28 pm
Slight thrust-to-weight miscalculation on the abduction attempt.


thursday -


TAGS: sean can explain this
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:41 pm
Not my house, obviously. Look at the screens! Not one of them caught lookin' at the pernergerfy?!? Not bloody likely.
Greeny - March 27, 2014, 5:35 am
Well Sean?


Home -


TAGS: home family complaining
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - February 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
Yes Lucky For What We Got .
lgvernon - February 20, 2014, 4:15 pm

Ah, yes! I know it well...


The real explanation -




Aint No Dogs Here -




God exists -




CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.


TAGS: cheating pillows sleepover explains invited
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:07 am
Thanks dy and sorry for the flashbacks
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 3:04 am
nyahaha nice one, but this reminds me of viral video of a mother hitting her child with a pillow... so sad ..I guess it's postpartum kicking in


APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.




LOGIC - This picture defies it


TAGS: weird unexplainable robot
Rating: 3.22/5

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LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 10:30 am
Just wanted to see what it would be like to be an anime tentacle monster for a minute or two...it didn't end well and now I can't go back to Nevada for a year or two (maybe 3)...
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:02 am
Logicdude, I told you to stay of the Meth, now look what you've done...


SUICIDE - My only escape now.


TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining b****ing complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.


5 TO THE EYE - 1o to the CHIN If you ever disrespect TWILIGHT or JUSTIN BIEBER AGAIN!!


TAGS: team jacob complaint bdepartment knuckels
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:19 pm
THA truth my niece has now sed BIEBER is g** and PATON is a noodle pasty starchy, oh and taylor swift broke up with the indian dude bcuse he has no personality. She now jus watches the expandebles
Claire - September 15, 2010, 9:50 pm
... I love Silly Bandz...
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:35 pm
sorry I redid this with correct spelling zats why I didn't comment
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 11:00 am
I laughed at this...my daughter knows Edzachery how many of those 4.99 for 25 rubber bands she has....and it's over 200.
GySgt1811 - August 17, 2010, 12:52 pm
5 little "bannies" for my tweenie G-daughter.
corneredbadger - August 17, 2010, 3:14 am
I... what... no, just no. i will disrespect the sparkely fairy and the balless wonder all i want d***it. and if you hit me ill tie you up with those d*** rubberbands you have on your wrist
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 1:48 am
Zagato - first and loast warning about words like that. Do not use them here. Please and thank you.
Derek - August 17, 2010, 1:45 am
You don't expect tweenies to be macho do you Zagato?
Zagato - August 17, 2010, 1:41 am
what is this faggotry?


WE SAID IT CAN'T! - this picture cannot be explained


TAGS: this picture cannot be explained
Rating: 1.24/5


Thirsty Thursday -


TAGS: calendar april thirsty thursday good friday explained cheers tv sitcom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2015, 10:46 am
I'll take it!
mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:55 pm
A single finger salute telling you you're #1! ROTFL!!!!!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:53 pm
dizz, it's actually quite easy...take A over 134 and divide it by the subatomic matter of y then x Emc2=your mom's age in dog years and subtract 3! Thanks for the L's and the opportunity to completely screw you up...teehee
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:58 am
Here's to Tony's Sports Bar in Miramar where I spent many a Thirsty Thursday kickin it back, talkin story with my friends! Wow, that was something like 15 years ago! I HATE math!!!! LOL! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:10 am
Silvie!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:09 am
Thanks 'cern. Pull up a stool and we'll talk
concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:55 am
Fond memories a 5er
Silverheart - April 2, 2015, 4:57 pm

Sometime you need to go, where everybody knows your name...


Complaints Department -


TAGS: santa easter bunny working turf complaint department rivalries
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 2:05 pm
Yep and last I heard he's making posters here at Motifake under the alias of rerun. I'm sooo sorry rerun, but, oh hell...bahaha. Thanks for the 5 dizz.
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:42 am
The economy has even got Santa doing all kinds of odd jobs during the off season! LOL! 5L!


Crayons & Sock Puppets -




Complaints Department -


TAGS: work personnel complaints direction instructions
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Don't know and with that attitude I'd be too afraid to ask her!
mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:42 am
Is her name Helen Fry?
MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:57 pm
Someone please help Mashi...he's gonna need to copy and paste pretty soon...teehee.
MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:09 pm
again


Lost in Translation -


TAGS: star wars complaints the expendables movies work
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:34 pm
Hey, that's why Stallone got the lead in them all!... And yet, no-one appreciates the comparative poke of irony of PC-fascism to Nazism & androgenous art-deco culture in the late-30's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2016, 1:52 am
Yes! Someone who agrees! Thanks, pzy.
pzykosiz - January 26, 2016, 5:53 am
someone understands. i saw about 10 minutes of one of the expendables movies, and it was a steaming pile o' crap


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